I think they picked me for my motivational skills. It took me 20 minutes to shuffle the cards for Solitaire.ġ6. Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually.
And that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.ġ5. I gave up my seat to an elderly person on the bus. I get plenty of exercise at work: Jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.ġ4. You know what they say about a clean desk: It’s a sure sign of a cluttered desk drawer.ġ3. All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.ġ2. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.ġ1. Have you heard about the guy who stole the calendar? He got 12 months!ġ0. What’s the opposite of artificial intelligence? Natural stupidity.ĩ. What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved.Ĩ. How does NASA organize a party? They planet.ħ. Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? Fo drizzle.Ħ. My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. What band was better than The Cure? Prevention!Ĥ. A lawyer told a judge, “My client is trapped inside a penny.” The judge said, “What?” The lawyer said, “He’s in a cent.”ģ. What do you call a joke that isn’t funny? A sentence.Ģ. Clean, Funny, Appropriate Jokes To Tell At Workġ. So, here are some of the safest and funniest jokes you can unleash at work. Good jokes for work are even handier in the era of Zoom, where social awkwardness abounds, and a corny joke can really take the edge off. Having an arsenal of funny work-appropriate jokes at your disposal can be handy for lifting the mood and boosting morale when the stress of work (and everything else in life) gets the better of us. You need good dad jokes to share with coworkers, like work jokes that’ll help buck up the whole team. It’s Monday: You’re staring down another week of work and need some convincing there’s a reason to feel anything but dread - something to give you hope you’ll make it to Friday.
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